英语小笑话精选非常短

　　He Won

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　他赢了

　　汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

　　约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

　　汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

　　约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

　　Jim’s History Examination

　　Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?

　　Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him

　　things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　吉姆的历史考试

　　舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？

　　母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

　　The Fish Net

　　"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

　　"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

　　鱼网

　　"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

　　"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

　　老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？

　　汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"